Matthew Johnson Goes Full Idiot

When it comes to the bullshit that "Doctor" Matthew Johnson spews out of his condescending piehole, I tend to ignore it because, well, it's bullshit. His claims of Bigfoot interactions (without any sort of verifiable evidence) is bullshit. Empty dog dishes are just empty dog dishes.

His claims of portals, mindspeak and healing are bullshit. He has not provided anything to support such outrageous blabberings, so Ignored that as well.

I have done my best to ignore this con man. I even ignored the fact that he managed to pen a book. I wonder how many pages can be coloured. Are crayons included? Connect the dots to make a Bigfoot?
Then the ego maniac had to make a video telling people why his book costs so much and why it costs so much to ship. Maybe not all of his drooling groupies are gullible rubes after all.

 So what made me dust off this blog? Matthew Johnson went over the line.....WAY over the line.
This douchebag is allegedly a trained professional but he has the sheer stupidity to post this in his group:

To some of you, this might be funny. You might be wondering why this bothers me. I will tell you why it bothers me. I once knew someone who was a really cool guy. He always had a smile on his face and he was always making jokes and cracking me up. One day his sister called me to tell me he committed suicide. I was shocked to say the least. This poor guy suffered from mental illness and he couldn't cope with it any longer so he took his life.

Years ago I had another friend. She used to cut my hair. We partied together, she dragged me out to poker runs with her boyfriend and we just had a ton of fun. She was a wild woman, the life of the party....until she blew her brains out one night. She also suffered from mental illness.

I have a very thick skin, maybe it's too thick. Not much of anything really bothers me...unless you lie about me and make up a bunch of bullshit and spread it around for your own selfish needs like needing to be the center of attention and other such ego stroking bullshit.

Matthew Johnson, with his poorly thought out meme is making it seem like it's okay to hear voices in your head. It absolves the individual of acknowledging they may have a mental problem. Hearing voices in your head? Pffft! It's only Bigfoot. Right?

I am by no means a trained professional but I am not alone in thinking that Matthew Johnson crossed that line between asshole and downright ignorant bag of shit.

A staggering 1in 5 Americans suffer from mental illness. That is a high number in my opinion.
Let's put that in to perspective. Matthew Johnson's Team Squatchin USA page has 8,057 members. If we assume all of the members are American, which they are not, roughly 1,600 of those members suffer from some form of mental illness. SIXTEEN HUNDRED!! In ONE Facebook group.

Not only is Johnson an underhanded douchebag who uses his credentials to manipulate and sucker in people, he uses his position of authority to take advantage of those he claims to champion through his work as a quack....I mean psychologist. This is utterly reprehensible.

"Doctor" Matthew Johnson needs to have his accreditation reviewed immediately and in my opinion, he should be stripped of any credentials he possesses. He is a buffoon, an ignorant fuck, a lying douchebag and a snake oil salesman. Those are my opinions. He is a worthless sack of shit and an egomaniac. Maybe he didn't get enough hugs as a child.

 Bigfootland is full of useless peacocks but this one is dangerous to those who suffer from different forms of mental illness. Claiming Bigfoot can physically heal humans is one things, and reprehensible on its own merits but suggesting that hearing voices is somehow normal is absolutely disgusting and in bad form. Had it been any other dipshit spouting this shit, I may have let it slide but because Johnson is a doctor, I give him no quarter.

Matthew Johnson needs to be shunned from the Bigfoot community, his YouTube channel should be pulled and people need to stop enabling his behavior.

People need to start reporting him to the proper authorities before the Kool-Aid man cometh.

The above photo is of my tattoo. I take the subject of mental illness seriously.

Project Semicolon

Ed Waterman - Hoaxer, Or......Something Else?

I'm not even sure where to start with this jackass. Ed Waterman claims to be a photographer with thousands of photos of Bigfoot. The only problem with this is that all of his photos show trees...and moss...and stumps. It is beyond ridiculous.

Believe it or not, Waterhead actually has a following of gullible people who apparently are willing to believe anything they are told. It gets so bad in fact, his groupies start to post their own blurry stump photos and then there is great rejoicing, high fives and back slaps. I find it seriously disturbing.

This will be a post filled with screen shots. Some of them will be funny, and others will disturb you.

Here is a photo of alleged Bigfoot every where. The yellow circles prove it. All I see are a bunch of moss covered trees. This photo is in focus, so how could any rational adult think this photo shows so many of the elusive beings?

Wow, look at that. A pile of branches. I think Ed forgot to rule out all other possibilities first before jumping to the conclusion this was made or inhabited by Bigfoot.

Shooting cloakers just ten feet away? Really? How does Ed know they are there? If the Bigfoot mysteriously cloaked, it stands to reason that they don't want to be seen, right? Not these ones. They just stand there all invisible for Ed. Pure bullshit. Asshattery at it's finest.

What we have here is a lovely shot of some greenery. Thanks for the circles, Ed, I would have never seen the leaves. I wonder if he closed his eyes and picked random spots for the circles or if he had to think about it for awhile. This is what happens when people enable hoaxers. Perhaps Ed has mental issues. I don't know but the choices are limited. I'm not qualified to make such a determination.

There really are no words for this photo. I'm sure you can think up your own expletives.

All I can say is, looney tunes. Let's zoom in until we see something. Outrageous bullshittery.

Ed with his imaginary and invisible Bigfoot. The creature was invisible according to Ed but watertap knew how far away it was. Um, okay.

Ed doesn't come out and say it but I get the impression that he wants people to think these rock piles were made by something unknown.
It took someone about five minutes to show that Ed is stretching things by a long shot.

Oh, darn it. Would you look at that. It was only humans. This isn't such a mystery after all. Stop enabling these con artists. Wake up!


Now I'll show Ed's dark, twisted and disturbing side. If you are easily offended, click off the blog right now. It's the only warning you will get.

For real? What woman in her right mind would consent to sex with a Bigfoot? Waterheater apparently stood by and watched while a young boy was raped by a Sasquatch. Either Ed is full of shit, or he should seek professional help. Who in their right mind would even say such a thing?
It's appalling and disturbing. Seriously fucked up shit.

According to Ed, he snapped another photo of a woman with a Bigfoot clan. If this was in fact true, why didn't he call the police? Maybe it's because watermelon made up the entire scenario...or he has a screw loose. It's only a guess on my part. Just a personal opinion.

Ed Waterman is a truly messed up person in my opinion. He claims to have tracked down Steven Streufert, which really isn't hard to do. Steven is not shy about where he lives and how he can be found. I mean, who would have a bookstore hidden from public view?
Ed sounds like a bit of a creepy stalker waiting to blindly pounce on unsuspecting individuals. I don't recall Steven ever slandering Watertub. Ed has a hissy fit when he's questioned and he likes to threaten people with legal action. All the butthurt hoaxers do that. When in doubt, threaten with a lawyer.

I ran in to Ed Waterman in a Facebook Bigfoot group. I was delighted and thrilled to finally be able to tell this douchebag exactly what I thought  of him. He proceeded with the usual slurs about living at home, or being a city dweller, or never traveling to the woods. The thread was epic. Ed was getting it from all directions but he couldn't answer simple questions. He just kept repeating himself over and over.

Ed asked for photos from other people and I'm always up for a challenge. I decided to test Ed to see what his reaction would be to some of my "Bigfoot" photos. Unfortunately, Ed only responded to one photo but the answer was what I was looking for.

That was in a series of photos a viewer of my videos sent me. According to the viewer, I was surrounded by Bigfoot. I went back to the area under the same conditions and at the same time of day. I followed up on each photo and soundly debunked all of them except for one.
The photo that Ed thinks is a Bigfoot is actually a fallen stump. A stump! A large dead piece of wood.


If we want this community to be taken seriously, we need to rid it of the cons, hoaxers and bullshit artists. Where does Ed Waterman fit in? That's difficult to determine, given his strange behavior.
I would suggest moving on to honest researchers. Leave the egomaniacs to themselves. Sooner or later they will disappear...hopefully.

Question everything. Take the time to research the researcher.