Rictor Riolo: Plague of the Bigfoot World

Well.....it has been awhile. I thought blogging about things in Bigfootland was behind me. It seems the only ones left are lunatics showing blurry pictures of trees, stumps and anything black. It's kind of difficult to reason with people who have no reasoning left in them.

I have been following a few people from the sidelines and I was busy all summer doing my own thing. Nothing was found but being out in nature is its own reward.

Anyway. What brings me here today? A friend sent me a link to a recent video from that greasy pig, Rictor Riolo. Rictor and I had it out over a year ago because of a drawing I hired him to create for me. He was too much of an incompetent fuck to set any parameters or any caveats of any kind but that will be the subject of another blog post....if anyone really cares. My blog, so I get to write about anything I want to write about.

Riolo took it upon himself to use me in his 'Hate Mail' segment of his vido that is on his washed up YouTube channel. This was after he belittled, made fun of, and bullied some other people. That is not humor. It's not satire and it's not even funny. I am no prude but to attack people without a valid reason is nonsense and without purpose.

The dumb fuck took a comment I made over a year ago and presented it as if I made some recent attack or sent him a recent email. It is misleading, to say the least. I guess when a fucktard can only scrape up 433 views, he needs to try something else....anything, in fact. Rictor Riolo should have left me alone. I warned him more than once. It appears that 10 or 20 more views was worth it to that slob.

I could have left this alone but I am not going to leave it alone. Out of the sake of hassles, I removed my CafePress Shop so that whiny bitch could dry his face and go back to telling everyone that I stole his property, when in fact, it is MY property. Anyway, I digress.

In light of that, Rictor still chose to attack me, unwarranted. I have really said fuck all about him, or to him since that scrap back then. Riolo has a habit of bullying anyone and everyone but presenting it as "humor". Perhaps because he is a gay man, he thinks he can pull the victim status card that all SJW's use in their hierarchy. It's okay for him to attack anyone because he fancies himself an oppressed homosexual. How about fuck you and your stupid fucking dress? Stupid.

I had a good laugh though. I was thinking back and there was a time when Rictor Riolo accused me of not being real. WTF? Not sure what was going through his tiny brain. Maybe he got skull fucked one too many times and banged his head. Then he accused me of being partners with Rick Dyer back during the 2012 hoax. Really? Those blog posts were real. The fights were real. The cop reports were real. Rick Dyer and I hated each other.....for real.

I am not trying to drag Rick in to this but that stupid man-bitch called me Rick's cocksucker, which is funny coming from a guy who probably stinks of man-ass and has sweaty ball breath. A fag calling me a fag? I am quite sure that Rictor has choked back much more sausage than anyone around, so he may want to tone it down.

Ever since Bigfoot Bounty (pitiful and pathetic show), Rictor has fancied himself a celebrity. Just typing that made me laugh. A loser who lost on an obscure television show thinks he is more important than the rest of us mere serfs. His ego went in to overdrive, and the attacks intensified. He attacked a lot of people after he got what he wanted from them. Sharon Lee did a lot for Rictor and he threw her under the bus. He threw my friend, Steven Streufert under the bus as well. Steven did a lot for Rictor and that fat fuck threw Steven under the bus. There are many more people in the community that Rictor has attacked personally. The attacks rarely have anything to do with actual research. The attacks focus on the people and their unfortunate situations.
Rictor will mock anyone who is over weight, anyone who has bad teeth, talks funny, walks funny, or ANYTHING else. It's pathetic and it needs to stop.

LOOK^^^^. THIS guy is making fun of people. THIS fat greasy man-pig of a bully somehow thinks he is above the average person. What gets me is that nobody says fuck all about it. People whisper in corners with covered mouths like one would do while trying to explain away the eccentric drunk uncle. This bullshit is unacceptable and I am not going to sit idly by while some lying cum-dumpster hypocrite spews lies about me or my friends.

This is comedy? Taking Bigfoot dick up the ass and sucking animal dick is humor? In what fucked up world? Such fail. A huge bucket of fail.
What the hell is up with the camo? I hope people didn't pay money to see this. Yikes!

I warned Rictor to leave me the fuck alone. I warned him.

I strongly encourage anyone who has been attacked by Rictor to file a privacy complaint. Report his videos for harassment and bullying. Is he using your image and/or videos in his productions? File copyright violations and do it often. THREE STRIKES is all a channel needs in order to be shut down by YouTube. If you have had enough, take the five minutes and file those reports.
I am all for RESPONSIBLE free speech. Personal and unwarranted attacks on people have no place in a civilized society.

Thanks to Rictor, I decided to reopen my CafePress store, and I am working on a few more locations. I have yet to make any money in Bigfootland, so buy my shit. Do it. Now!
Just kidding. Buy or do not buy, it's up to you. Any proceeds go directly in my pocket. Maybe I can make another $60 in five years, like last time.

SASQUAI STORE

It looks like Rictor is a Donald Trump Fan.  Rictor Riolo

Flawed Todd

Well, it looks like Todd Standing is back and he is grumpier than ever. It seemed like it was not long ago Todd said he was closing down his Facebook account and moving on.

Now he is back and he is defending his photos of the lifeless looking Bigfoot affectionately known as Blinky.
 It appears that Mr. Standing is miffed that I, and others compared his face to Blinky's. The facial features really are amazing and match up almost perfectly.

If you have not watched Todd's latest video, here it is. In this video Todd tries desperately to shoot down the idea that Todd is Blinky. In my opinion, he is trying to hard too defend himself.

In the video, Todd uses a Douglas Fir pine needle...yes, you read that correctly, a Douglas Fir pine needle. Those are Todd's words, not mine. Mind you, he said black bears don't give off a heat signature, so take it for what it is.
  Todd uses the fir needles as a ruler to measure the width of Blinky's face. As usual, Mr. Muppet talks fast enough and with enough confidence that on the surface, his analyses seems legit.

Instead of using math, Todd goes out on a limb and just guesses....but he makes it sound convincing. Conveniently, Standing tells us that he busted the lens used to take photos of Blinky. He also says it's a long story but fails to tell us the story. The guy is right there talking and making a video. It's a perfect time to tell us a long story. Maybe he hasn't thought it up yet or maybe stories are too easy to question.

Like Euell Gibbons in a Grape Nuts commercial, Todd gets down to business with his fir....I mean pine needles. He has made little coloured lines to show how wide Blinky's face is. What I want to know is, are those marks accurate and to scale with the face? If you notice, Blinky has a bit of a profile. The image is not a straight on shot, so that's strike one.

Standing has no idea how far the fir needle in reference is from the face of the subject. It's another guess made based on the arbitrary decision of a nameless "photographer". Todd therefore uses the well thought out equation of reducing the fir needle length by 10%. Strike two.

Mr. Smarty pants also has no idea how far the camera person was from the subject, nor does he mention if the photographer is on lower ground, higher ground or even ground with that of the subject. He makes no mention of the make and model of the camera or the lens.Strike three. Strike our. Strike five.

Todd leaves out absolutely everything that can lend credibility to his assertions on how big his bigfoot might be. He merely gives us his subjective opinions and states them as fact. Why should anyone take his word for that?

Todd Standing is going to have to do much better if he plans on hanging around for any length of time. Time for him to put on his big boy pants.

Matthew Johnson Goes Full Idiot

When it comes to the bullshit that "Doctor" Matthew Johnson spews out of his condescending piehole, I tend to ignore it because, well, it's bullshit. His claims of Bigfoot interactions (without any sort of verifiable evidence) is bullshit. Empty dog dishes are just empty dog dishes.

His claims of portals, mindspeak and healing are bullshit. He has not provided anything to support such outrageous blabberings, so Ignored that as well.

I have done my best to ignore this con man. I even ignored the fact that he managed to pen a book. I wonder how many pages can be coloured. Are crayons included? Connect the dots to make a Bigfoot?
Then the ego maniac had to make a video telling people why his book costs so much and why it costs so much to ship. Maybe not all of his drooling groupies are gullible rubes after all.

 So what made me dust off this blog? Matthew Johnson went over the line.....WAY over the line.
This douchebag is allegedly a trained professional but he has the sheer stupidity to post this in his group:

To some of you, this might be funny. You might be wondering why this bothers me. I will tell you why it bothers me. I once knew someone who was a really cool guy. He always had a smile on his face and he was always making jokes and cracking me up. One day his sister called me to tell me he committed suicide. I was shocked to say the least. This poor guy suffered from mental illness and he couldn't cope with it any longer so he took his life.

Years ago I had another friend. She used to cut my hair. We partied together, she dragged me out to poker runs with her boyfriend and we just had a ton of fun. She was a wild woman, the life of the party....until she blew her brains out one night. She also suffered from mental illness.

I have a very thick skin, maybe it's too thick. Not much of anything really bothers me...unless you lie about me and make up a bunch of bullshit and spread it around for your own selfish needs like needing to be the center of attention and other such ego stroking bullshit.

Matthew Johnson, with his poorly thought out meme is making it seem like it's okay to hear voices in your head. It absolves the individual of acknowledging they may have a mental problem. Hearing voices in your head? Pffft! It's only Bigfoot. Right?

I am by no means a trained professional but I am not alone in thinking that Matthew Johnson crossed that line between asshole and downright ignorant bag of shit.

A staggering 1in 5 Americans suffer from mental illness. That is a high number in my opinion.
Let's put that in to perspective. Matthew Johnson's Team Squatchin USA page has 8,057 members. If we assume all of the members are American, which they are not, roughly 1,600 of those members suffer from some form of mental illness. SIXTEEN HUNDRED!! In ONE Facebook group.

Not only is Johnson an underhanded douchebag who uses his credentials to manipulate and sucker in people, he uses his position of authority to take advantage of those he claims to champion through his work as a quack....I mean psychologist. This is utterly reprehensible.

"Doctor" Matthew Johnson needs to have his accreditation reviewed immediately and in my opinion, he should be stripped of any credentials he possesses. He is a buffoon, an ignorant fuck, a lying douchebag and a snake oil salesman. Those are my opinions. He is a worthless sack of shit and an egomaniac. Maybe he didn't get enough hugs as a child.

 Bigfootland is full of useless peacocks but this one is dangerous to those who suffer from different forms of mental illness. Claiming Bigfoot can physically heal humans is one things, and reprehensible on its own merits but suggesting that hearing voices is somehow normal is absolutely disgusting and in bad form. Had it been any other dipshit spouting this shit, I may have let it slide but because Johnson is a doctor, I give him no quarter.

Matthew Johnson needs to be shunned from the Bigfoot community, his YouTube channel should be pulled and people need to stop enabling his behavior.

People need to start reporting him to the proper authorities before the Kool-Aid man cometh.

The above photo is of my tattoo. I take the subject of mental illness seriously.

Project Semicolon

Robert Dodson's "Bigfoot"

 This screenshot has caused a lot of discussion in the Bigfoot world. Some people think it's a real Bigfoot and others, like me, think it's simply pareidolia. I will do my best to show why I think this is nothing more than shadows, leaves and twigs.

Before I get started, I want to say that I do not think Robert Dodson is a hoaxer. I think he is a sincere and hard working guy who thinks he caught a Bigfoot on camera. I do, however, think he is mistaken.

I have watched this video over twenty times and I also zoomed in  on the area this face is supposed to be. The video is a bit lengthy for such a short clip. The first section of the video shows a clip from Robert's video played at regular speed. The second part is inverted and last is a zoomed in clip of the same location. For me, it was the zoomed in video clip that confirmed to me that what we see is not a Bigfoot face.

Here is the clip with the audio removed.

Instead of cherry picking one still image from the video, I will present some that were taken by me and some that were taken by other people who are having a discussion in a Facebook group.

The above screenshots don't show a clear face in my opinion with the exception of the last one but that is still a stretch of the imagination.

Likewise, in the screenshots below, I do not see a face that holds a consistent shape throughout the portion of the video clip in question.

Even for an alleged juvenile or toddler Bigfoot, this face is is very small compared to the leaves in the foreground. Also, if this is a young Bigfoot in such close proximity to a noisy human, where is the mother or father? Why didn't Robert see it? It was only mere feet in front of him.

I give my interpretation of what I saw in the video. The "face" is an illusion created by shadows, foreground leaves and some twigs.

Same location but a slightly different camera angle.  A little up and to your right is a tree trunk. I don't see anything that resembles a primate's face.

This screenshot shows the same spot without the red square.

These last two screenshots show a closer look and also show shadows, leaves and foliage, in my opinion.

The screenshot originally shown in one of Robert's video really gave no explanation, no context and no time stamp that the "face" was captured. The complete lack of information regarding this image, as I viewed it in his other video is a bit frustrating. I had to dig and ask Robert questions about the video, and to his credit he was quick to reply with some answers.

There are those who have put their seal of approval on this video but I haven't seen any serious breakdown or analysis. I certainly don't consider my analysis to be in depth and exhaustive but it does show why I am holding the position that I have. I do not see the face of a Bigfoot in this video clip.

This image below clearly shows the face of a gorilla. It is undeniable.
If an image of this quality was shown in Robert's video, I may have a different opinion.

SOHA Found!

Once again the boys from the Bluff Creek Project give us something substantial before 2015 comes to a close. Jamie and Steven have been hot on the trail of the location of Matt Johnson's SOHA location since at least this past summer.
  Johnson repeatedly mocked and taunted the duo, telling them that they would never set foot at SOHA (or something like that). It looks like Steven and Jamie have the last laugh.

 I won't do too much talking because the photos and videos speak for themselves. The only reason I am posting this is because I heard that the team at Johnson's Facebook group have been busy deleting all references to the site being found. Tsk, tsk. What a totalitarian approach they have.

According to Steven and Jamie, there are houses within a mile of this deep-in-the-woods location and dogs could be heard barking from the site.


Here are a couple of videos of the men at SOHA. Steven has many more videos on his Coalition page on Facebook.Coalition for Critical Thinking in Bigfoot

EDIT:
        
" FINDING SOFA group here, especially Mitchell Wilson, who was the one who finally located the site on Google Earth. There are a number of others. I'm just waiting on for permission to name them. With us at first were Chris Burbick and "Anonymous," then expanding to include Phil Poling, Mitchell, Richard Allen (Special Cuntsultant), and Kirk Brandenburg. Many anonymous sources helped our group along, some of them inadvertently as they are TS-USA minions. Rictor Riolo and ScoutLee Finch helped, and hooked us up with some other sources. It was a very WIDE NET we used to catch this bird with all the clues good and bad."

                             ~Steven Streufert

The Portal Incident

I really didn't think I would be blogging about this portal thing, but here I am, blogging about it. All things related to Matt Johnson is Richard Allen's realm, so I hope he doesn't mind if I jump in with my two coppers worth of opinions.

As almost everyone in Bigfootland is aware, Adam Davies and John Carlson recently gave an exclusive interview so they could explain what they claim to have witnessed. I thought the interview was well done and I thought it was thorough. I didn't have any lingering questions in my mind afterwards.

   I don't know John Carlson or Adam Davies but both men came across as being sincere. That's my impression anyway. I will accept it at face value until it's proven otherwise.

  If you missed the interview, the ink is  here.
 

There are some people who are under the impression that I hate Matthew Johnson and that is untrue. I dislike the man because I think he is an arrogant asshole who feels that he has to talk down to people. One just needs to visit his Facebook page or watch his videos in order  for this to be evident. The man punts more people from his page than anyone else, or so it seems. I dislike Matt Johnson but I don't hate him. I think he's full of shit as well. Why is that you may ask?  Let me do my best to explain.


It seems quite apparent that all three men experienced "something" but what exactly, still has to be determined. Matt Johnson calls it a portal and he says that he has definitive proof of this portal. So far no tangible evidence has been shown to anyone to support this extraordinary claim.

Then on the other hand we have Davies and Carlson. Neither man wants to call this a portal and both men agree that their story is by no means proof of anything but they do maintain that "something" happened to them that night in June of 12014.

Originally, I was going to talk about the interview and the portal itself but things took a sharp turn. What I will talk about are the discrepancies in the narrative with regards to the telling of events of those two nights in June.

Within moments of the interview, I realized that there was a bit of a quandary. All three men claim to have seen the same thing but one of those men, Matthew Johnson, describes things completely differently than what Davies and Carlson describe. WHY is that?

It is well documented, and it is admitted by Matthew Johnson that he went to sleep shortly after witnessing the "portal". It is also documented that Johnson didn't think it was a big deal because he thought the "portal" was Bigfoot related, and if I'm not mistaken, Matt still believes that. You'd think it would be drilled in to my head by now because he drones on about the same things over and over and over in every fucking video. It's like he's trying to hypnotize you in to believing his words are the facts. Matthew is allegedly a psychologist, so I wouldn't put it past him. I'm sure he has many manipulative techniques at his disposal for the sake of patient compliance.

One thing I found really strange was the fact that Johnson felt he needed to record a preemptive video and post it before Adam and John's interview. In the video, Matt repeats himself numerous times at his frustration over Adam not coming forward. Johnson is his usual condescending, arrogant self. Anyway, I thought it was strange. It's as if Johnson was worried that these men might say something that Matt wouldn't have an answer for. He seemed worried and nervous to me. He can't hide it behind his fake smiles and laughter. This is NOT my first rodeo when it comes to calling out bullshitters.

I'm getting a bit long winded here, so I'll give you a video to watch.

In the above video you will have noticed that Matt's descriptions are hugely different than those of Davies and Carlson. Why is that? Matthew Johnson was the least impressed with this "portal" but he ends up talking about it the most. Adam said he had hoped to not discuss this for years, possibly never but we have Johnson bragging like he's some sort of hero who strolled in to save the day.
It is evident that Matt lied about quite a few things so he could play the big shot at his first ever woo conference. According to Adam and Carlson, the "portal" looked nothing like a Stargate. Adam says the being was possibly smooth but Johnson calls them hairy Ewoks. Adam turned the light on the "portal", not Johnson.

If Johnson lied about this, what else has he lied about? I can't put my finger on it yet but something is fishy. Very fishy.

To make matters worse, Johnson creates a two part follow up video to the interview so he can hammer more thoughts in the heads of his fans. It took him and Cynthia....well, mostly Matt, over an hour to say five minutes worth of words. The videos are terrible. Even if you don't like me, you can't deny that Matt repeats the same selling points over and over and over again. He says he agrees with the interview but he acts like he is trying to nullify it. He has that same nervous vibe about him during both videos.

Matt tries to hammer home that he has "facts". Lots and lots of "facts". The fact is that he has nothing. Nothing at all. He claims to have replicated the opening of the "portal" a few times but he has no tangible proof or evidence. Where are the multiple videos? All the man has are excuses as to why he can't produce anything. I think his monthly treks to the land of make believe are taking a toll on Johnson. The need to produce "something" for his fans must put him under a lot of pressure. We see this time and time again with the YouTube researchers. It would get kind of boring if he had months of nothing to talk about. God forbid he try to educate anyone about his area such as the fauna and foliage.

Where was I? Oh, yes. The two part follow up ass kissing videos. I really had a good laugh during my bouts of comatose drooling. Johnson brings up the Oregon Vortex of all things to even mention. He speaks of it as if it lends credibility to his novel of bullshit.

Johnson somehow thinks that because he, Adam and John went to the Oregon Vortex (scam), that they managed (lol) to  pick up ju-ju and fairy dust, lmao. I never use "lol" in my blogging but damn, I can barely contain myself because of the overt stupidity on Johnson's part. Is he serious? The Oregon Vortex? The place is nothing but a money making amusement. It's a tongue in cheek curiosity for tourists, just the same as the Montana Vortex and other roadside attractions.

There is no science behind such 30's era amusements. These places have been proven to be bunk. Optical illusions, nothing more. Good grief already. The portal story is really stretching things as it is but to give it credence because they picked up pixie dust and thus Matt was able to reopen the portal? For real? Even a child would know he was being fucked with. The Oregon fucking Vortex???? That was the most idiotic thing to come out of Johnson's mouth in a week, I swear.

I know there those who think these places are magical and unique but they aren't. They are man made attractions that use deception in to tricking the mind in to believing certain things.

If you doubt me, here is just one article explaining what these backwoods scams are.

Oregon Vortex

The fact that Matt is hanging his hat on this as a key to his portal shows me that he is desperate. Let's be completely honest with ourselves here. Pour a drink. Take a sip. Sit back and ponder that thought for a few minutes folks. Ju-Ju. Fairy dust. Yes, an adult said that in all seriousness. You better slam back that drink now.

For a guy who claims to be less interested in this portal, he sure is using it a lot in order to leverage him self some notoriety. Damn the portal, it's all about the forest friends. Fuck you! It's all about you and your hugely inflated ego and your self important attitude. Matt Johnson makes Rick Dyer look like a fucking saint. At least Dyer knew when to cash out and then admit to hoaxing.
What a piece of work Johnson is after all.

His blatant lying for the last fifteen months. At any time before now, Matt had ample time to change his mind or retell his story. He didn't do that. Not once.

What Matt has done is use the interview to shovel more bullshit on to his already horrendously bad story of how habituating is the best. I have news for you Johnson. Get someone to read this to you after you get your jammies on...the pink unicorn ones.

How Scientists Habituate Chimps


Read this one too, it's more horrifying. This shows what influence mankind can have over a primate. While trying to do the right thing, we end up making things worse.

Demonic Ape

 I have always maintained that habituating (provisioning) is wrong, especially when it is done in an uncontrolled environment. No amount of jumping up and down will eliminate the fact that  any woodland creature can take food from gifting bowls.

Johnson also had the audacity to say that Bigfoot, if it exists, is NOT a primate. Is that a fact now? After what I have seen from Johnson, why the fuck would I even entertain that notion?


Just a couple of more things before I go. Many people asked Johnson for some proof that he opened up the portal. This is what we got.

Give that picture a good hard look. I never saw it until a couple of friends pointed it out to me.

Can you see it yet?

It looks like a pair of legs with crocs or similar shoes on the feet. That foot with the croc is Matthew Johnson's and it's from the same weekend as the "portal" photo.

Try to do better next time, okay??


As far as Adam Davies and John Carlson are concerned, I believe that they believe that they saw something. I do not know the history of either man, so I have to give them the benefit if the doubt.
During the interview, Adam Davies had ruled out hoaxing. I hope that he will reconsider that position given the circumstances.

I know Adam reads my blog, so I hope he reads this one as well.

If some people are so willing to quickly accept paranormal answers to their questions, why will they not entertain more mundane answers?

Think about it folks. Think about everything. Question everything. You owe yourself that much.