Matt Johnson must be one of the most blessed "researchers" in all of Bigfootland. Wherever he goes, Bigfoot seem to follow. The most elusive creature on the planet and Matthew Johnson gets hit after hit from these big hairy creatures. Isn't that amazing? Matt is right on par with Timbergiant and the proven hoaxer, Squatchmaster. Have you ever noticed that these YouTube researchers always manage to find evidence every time they go out? It doesn't matter if they are five feet from their car, standing on a bike trail or in their own backyard, these morons claim to have activity where ever they go.
Matthew Johnson used to be....nah, he was never a good researcher. He has always been an arrogant ass and a self promoter who will throw anyone under the bus, just so he can get his two minutes look-at-me and a few ass slaps from his misguided minions.
Anyway, we all know he has his super secret SOHA location that is somewhere near Grant's Pass. So far nobody has given up the location so others can check out the spot. Since we can't get to SOHA, how about WAHA? WAHA is Matt's other habituation area. You can't see me but I am laughing my ass off right now.
Johnson is trying to lead us to believe that he has another successful habituation area that is literally just outside his back yard. Really now. Bigfoot are hanging out in cities now because the forests are too much hustle and bustle for them, right?
Give me a fucking break. I suppose it's easy to make outlandish claims and not have to show any evidence or proof. In a few videos we get to see some snippets of trees and trails that may lead one to believe that Matt is in a large wooded area. This is not the case at all. Have a peak folks, here is WAHA in all its glory.
Wow, look at all those houses! Maybe Matt is on the edge of civilization?
Oops, I guess not, huh? That little tiny triangle piece of woods is WAHA, ladies and gentleman. Feast upon it's remoteness.
Why would the Forest people want a strip of land that is roughly 1.28 miles long when they could have all that land and hills to the right? It seems kind of silly, doesn't it?
I am sure at least one fanboy will try to rationalize this for Matthew Johnson. How convenient is that? To have an active little park right outside your back door must be amazing. What are the odds?
I won't hold my breath on seeing any convincing evidence from this place. What a joke.
Just give it up already, Johnson. We are on to you. Now it is just a matter of informing everyone.
One more thing before I go. If Matthew Johnson posts ONE more photo of anyone's house. I will post a photo of his house and I will post the address. One word of caution, Matthew. I never bluff.
I managed to wake up to a shit storm today and Matthew Johnson is the sole cause of the latest drama. The implications of Matt's actions could be far reaching for the pseudo-researcher.
I really am beside myself because of the latest bullying tactics by Johnson. Matthew Johnson claims that "someone" has filed a false complaint against his license to practice. I assume it would be for the state of Washington because that's where Johnson resides. I am not 100% sure.
Regardless of where this allegedly occurred, Johnson blabbed, cried and sniveled about this all over his fan page. Some time ago, Johnson said he knows who filed the report but he failed to provide even a hint of evidence to support his claim. This seems to be typical for Matt. Wild claims and nothing to back it up.
IF anyone filed a complaint against Johnson, we have no idea what it might be for. Any alleged complaint could have merit but that is not for us to decide. It is up to the board that oversees these matters. It is why we have checks and balances in place.
Time went on and not much has been said until today. Johnson unleashed a post on his fan page basically blackmailing "someone" in to giving up information on who filed a complaint against him and in exchange, Johnson would not file charges against the person. That right there is a huge bag of what-the-fuck-did-you-just-say?. The audacity to do that in public is something else folks. Who the fuck does Matthew Johnson think he is?
Here are the screen shots for all to see. For obvious reasons, I have blurred out the home.
What we have here is a crazed man who will do anything in order to shut people up. Matthew claims to be open and transparent with regards to his "research" but as soon as any slightly hard questions are asked, the person is booted from his high five cult of kool-aid drinkers.
Seriously, check THAT out! How dare anyone question the man behind the curtain! Heretic! Infidel!
There is no end to the arrogance of Matt Johnson. Many normal everyday people have been kicked out of his group. Now Matt has his good little soldiers who bully other members in to being silent. Smile and nod, that's the order of the day.
Well, not any fucking more. I have about had it with this lunatic. Who the fuck does Matthew Johnson think he is? He acts like he has discovered Bigfoot but he doesn't show anything to support his fucking claims?
How do we even know if this smoke and mirrors show is real. Richard Allen mentioned it and so will I. It appears to me as if Johnson is stealing plays from the Rick Dyer Playbook of underhanded moves. Dyer wrote the book, there is no denying it and I see Matt ripping pages out of that book.
Is this just some random house with random people living there, or is there any truth to the claims put forth by Johnson?
If the answer is the latter, Johnson has opened up his ass to a world of hurt from the person who lives in that home. My suggestion to the person or people is that they file another complaint with the board and take every single screen shot here and use it as evidence against Johnson.
Johnson and his sycophants are quite the hypocrites. They bleat on endlessly about haters who dare ask questions about extraordinary claims. They blame entire groups for their own problems and they label those groups as being some sort of witch burning mobs just because curious people want answers for outlandish claims.
Now just take a look what they have done. I say "THEY" because Matt's fans condone the behavior of their delusional leader. Just read the comments. If they had trees and ropes, there would be lynchings happening. What a sad bunch of fucked up people. Really folks. Take a moment to let it all sink in. What we have here is seriously fucked up shit.
As I was about to close off my post, I received another screen shot. It looks like Matt Johnson is doing a bit of back pedaling.
What kind of bullshit is this? Matt makes no sense with his ramblings. If the board doesn't care about his hobbies. WHY in the fuck is the blowhard making such a big deal out of this? The board doesn't regulate his hobbies so the case should be a non-starter, right?
What's with the chest thumping then? Once again, Johnson rips a page out of the Dyer playbook. Johnson is creating a fictitious boogeyman so his fans can rally against something and thus it gives them a sense of community, a sense of being righteous. It also is a great tool for deflecting any nasty issues that may arise, such as bogus claims of habituating bigfoot.
Johnson can't sue anyone because he hasn't lost any money due any alleged false complaint. Even it it was true, Johnson would have to prove intent and that would be virtually impossible.
Matt Johnson is a bully. He is a blowhard and he cries like a little baby. This latest move is his worst so far. I am repulsed by him and his hypocritical fans. They would rather go down with a burning ship than admit that they could be wrong and that's sad.
In closing, I would just like to say that I always gave Dyers fans ONE chance if they ever wanted to switch sides as it were. If any of Matt's fans wish to talk to me, I am extending the same branch. It's warm and sunny on this side. The side of reality.
I really didn't think I would be blogging about this portal thing, but here I am, blogging about it. All things related to Matt Johnson is Richard Allen's realm, so I hope he doesn't mind if I jump in with my two coppers worth of opinions.
As almost everyone in Bigfootland is aware, Adam Davies and John Carlson recently gave an exclusive interview so they could explain what they claim to have witnessed. I thought the interview was well done and I thought it was thorough. I didn't have any lingering questions in my mind afterwards.
I don't know John Carlson or Adam Davies but both men came across as being sincere. That's my impression anyway. I will accept it at face value until it's proven otherwise.
There are some people who are under the impression that I hate Matthew Johnson and that is untrue. I dislike the man because I think he is an arrogant asshole who feels that he has to talk down to people. One just needs to visit his Facebook page or watch his videos in order for this to be evident. The man punts more people from his page than anyone else, or so it seems. I dislike Matt Johnson but I don't hate him. I think he's full of shit as well. Why is that you may ask? Let me do my best to explain.
It seems quite apparent that all three men experienced "something" but what exactly, still has to be determined. Matt Johnson calls it a portal and he says that he has definitive proof of this portal. So far no tangible evidence has been shown to anyone to support this extraordinary claim.
Then on the other hand we have Davies and Carlson. Neither man wants to call this a portal and both men agree that their story is by no means proof of anything but they do maintain that "something" happened to them that night in June of 12014.
Originally, I was going to talk about the interview and the portal itself but things took a sharp turn. What I will talk about are the discrepancies in the narrative with regards to the telling of events of those two nights in June.
Within moments of the interview, I realized that there was a bit of a quandary. All three men claim to have seen the same thing but one of those men, Matthew Johnson, describes things completely differently than what Davies and Carlson describe. WHY is that?
It is well documented, and it is admitted by Matthew Johnson that he went to sleep shortly after witnessing the "portal". It is also documented that Johnson didn't think it was a big deal because he thought the "portal" was Bigfoot related, and if I'm not mistaken, Matt still believes that. You'd think it would be drilled in to my head by now because he drones on about the same things over and over and over in every fucking video. It's like he's trying to hypnotize you in to believing his words are the facts. Matthew is allegedly a psychologist, so I wouldn't put it past him. I'm sure he has many manipulative techniques at his disposal for the sake of patient compliance.
One thing I found really strange was the fact that Johnson felt he needed to record a preemptive video and post it before Adam and John's interview. In the video, Matt repeats himself numerous times at his frustration over Adam not coming forward. Johnson is his usual condescending, arrogant self. Anyway, I thought it was strange. It's as if Johnson was worried that these men might say something that Matt wouldn't have an answer for. He seemed worried and nervous to me. He can't hide it behind his fake smiles and laughter. This is NOT my first rodeo when it comes to calling out bullshitters.
I'm getting a bit long winded here, so I'll give you a video to watch.
In the above video you will have noticed that Matt's descriptions are hugely different than those of Davies and Carlson. Why is that? Matthew Johnson was the least impressed with this "portal" but he ends up talking about it the most. Adam said he had hoped to not discuss this for years, possibly never but we have Johnson bragging like he's some sort of hero who strolled in to save the day.
It is evident that Matt lied about quite a few things so he could play the big shot at his first ever woo conference. According to Adam and Carlson, the "portal" looked nothing like a Stargate. Adam says the being was possibly smooth but Johnson calls them hairy Ewoks. Adam turned the light on the "portal", not Johnson.
If Johnson lied about this, what else has he lied about? I can't put my finger on it yet but something is fishy. Very fishy.
To make matters worse, Johnson creates a two part follow up video to the interview so he can hammer more thoughts in the heads of his fans. It took him and Cynthia....well, mostly Matt, over an hour to say five minutes worth of words. The videos are terrible. Even if you don't like me, you can't deny that Matt repeats the same selling points over and over and over again. He says he agrees with the interview but he acts like he is trying to nullify it. He has that same nervous vibe about him during both videos.
Matt tries to hammer home that he has "facts". Lots and lots of "facts". The fact is that he has nothing. Nothing at all. He claims to have replicated the opening of the "portal" a few times but he has no tangible proof or evidence. Where are the multiple videos? All the man has are excuses as to why he can't produce anything. I think his monthly treks to the land of make believe are taking a toll on Johnson. The need to produce "something" for his fans must put him under a lot of pressure. We see this time and time again with the YouTube researchers. It would get kind of boring if he had months of nothing to talk about. God forbid he try to educate anyone about his area such as the fauna and foliage.
Where was I? Oh, yes. The two part follow up ass kissing videos. I really had a good laugh during my bouts of comatose drooling. Johnson brings up the Oregon Vortex of all things to even mention. He speaks of it as if it lends credibility to his novel of bullshit.
Johnson somehow thinks that because he, Adam and John went to the Oregon Vortex (scam), that they managed (lol) to pick up ju-ju and fairy dust, lmao. I never use "lol" in my blogging but damn, I can barely contain myself because of the overt stupidity on Johnson's part. Is he serious? The Oregon Vortex? The place is nothing but a money making amusement. It's a tongue in cheek curiosity for tourists, just the same as the Montana Vortex and other roadside attractions.
There is no science behind such 30's era amusements. These places have been proven to be bunk. Optical illusions, nothing more. Good grief already. The portal story is really stretching things as it is but to give it credence because they picked up pixie dust and thus Matt was able to reopen the portal? For real? Even a child would know he was being fucked with. The Oregon fucking Vortex???? That was the most idiotic thing to come out of Johnson's mouth in a week, I swear.
I know there those who think these places are magical and unique but they aren't. They are man made attractions that use deception in to tricking the mind in to believing certain things.
If you doubt me, here is just one article explaining what these backwoods scams are.
The fact that Matt is hanging his hat on this as a key to his portal shows me that he is desperate. Let's be completely honest with ourselves here. Pour a drink. Take a sip. Sit back and ponder that thought for a few minutes folks. Ju-Ju. Fairy dust. Yes, an adult said that in all seriousness. You better slam back that drink now.
For a guy who claims to be less interested in this portal, he sure is using it a lot in order to leverage him self some notoriety. Damn the portal, it's all about the forest friends. Fuck you! It's all about you and your hugely inflated ego and your self important attitude. Matt Johnson makes Rick Dyer look like a fucking saint. At least Dyer knew when to cash out and then admit to hoaxing.
What a piece of work Johnson is after all.
His blatant lying for the last fifteen months. At any time before now, Matt had ample time to change his mind or retell his story. He didn't do that. Not once.
What Matt has done is use the interview to shovel more bullshit on to his already horrendously bad story of how habituating is the best. I have news for you Johnson. Get someone to read this to you after you get your jammies on...the pink unicorn ones. How Scientists Habituate Chimps
Read this one too, it's more horrifying. This shows what influence mankind can have over a primate. While trying to do the right thing, we end up making things worse. Demonic Ape
I have always maintained that habituating (provisioning) is wrong, especially when it is done in an uncontrolled environment. No amount of jumping up and down will eliminate the fact thatany woodland creature can take food from gifting bowls.
Johnson also had the audacity to say that Bigfoot, if it exists, is NOT a primate. Is that a fact now? After what I have seen from Johnson, why the fuck would I even entertain that notion?
Just a couple of more things before I go. Many people asked Johnson for some proof that he opened up the portal. This is what we got.
Give that picture a good hard look. I never saw it until a couple of friends pointed it out to me.
Can you see it yet?
It looks like a pair of legs with crocs or similar shoes on the feet. That foot with the croc is Matthew Johnson's and it's from the same weekend as the "portal" photo.
Try to do better next time, okay??
As far as Adam Davies and John Carlson are concerned, I believe that they believe that they saw something. I do not know the history of either man, so I have to give them the benefit if the doubt.
During the interview, Adam Davies had ruled out hoaxing. I hope that he will reconsider that position given the circumstances.
I know Adam reads my blog, so I hope he reads this one as well.
If some people are so willing to quickly accept paranormal answers to their questions, why will they not entertain more mundane answers?
Think about it folks. Think about everything. Question everything. You owe yourself that much.
